The Story Thread

Let make an epic story. I'll say something and the poster below add to the story and so on. I'll start

There once was a man named Dave. He was on an adventure to seek the holy KFC bucket. But along the way he was stopped by....

A Golden Chalice, and all of a sudden, got transported to another deminsion, full of Demons and Rock Gods. All of a sudden, he was...

On a merry go round. But this was no ordinary amusement ride. This one was different.
They weren't horses, they were....

Guitars Made of Solid Gold. He picked it up, and started playing...

Freebird. But the problem was that he was still in the amusement park and others wanted a to on on the ride aswell. But Dave was only on for a couple minutes. So he raised his guitar and..

Did the GODLIEST SOLO OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!! And soon, the God of Rock came out of the clouds, and said, "PRAISE TO THE HOLY ONE WHO HAS CREATED THE BEST GUITAR SOLO IN THE WORLDD!!! I WILL GRANT YOU..."

Three wishes.
Now this Dave considered carefully. The first wish he said was to be teleported to a foresty mountain.
The second wish was to make his guitar unbreakable
His third wish..

was to get the Awestruck KFC bucket. He went to a chicken barn and sat on the stool. He carefully put the KFC Bucket on his head, grabbed his guitar, and started playing a song known today as... JORDAN.
After about 3 years of playing his Golden, glittery guitar, he...

Was ready to avenge the death of his master. Buckethead, who has not been born yet. But he knows that in the future he will be overwhelmed by a fleet of foot soldiers that even his nunchuku wont be able to stop. Dave plays Jordan, remembering of his master's teachings. He puts his guitar on his shoulder and dashes down the mountain to a wooden hut, filled with the future killers of Buckethead. He approaches the house and..

Knocks at the door. "Who is it??" and with Wide Open Mouth, he said, "THIS! IS! SPARTA!!!!!" and kicked down the door. He knocked some of them out with his Guitar, and since it was indestructible, he was GODLY. soon, everyone was on a heap in the floor, and Dave looked up to the sky, and...

And saw the face of Buckethead in the sky. Not paying attention a solider jumped on his back and stabbed his shoulder. Dave dropped his guitar. He crawled to his feet and clenched his fist. the soldier ran at him and suddenly Dave noticed that nunchuka had appeared in his hands...

AND HE OWN3D EVERY1! the end :lmao:

Or is it?

suckup.

LOL nice story...But Part 2?

Let us continue
One day Imendia was walking down the street.
He heard loud music so he followed the sound.
It was coming from this old house.
He stopped infront of the house and...

Tooked off his Giant Knive...Opened the door and was sick to see an 30stmars concert and a lot of emos arround the stage
then he took his knife and..

Drank a mana potion and opened his spell menu. He scrolled through and picked out Crawl Through Knives. Imendia grabbed his knife and casted the spell. The song played loud and brave. All of a sudden everyone could only see a black screen then a red line cross diagonally not twice, THREE times. They opened there eyes, Imendia stood in classic swordsmen position. He put his kinfe back in his pocket. The emo's froze still. The second he left the door everyone fell. But as soon as he walked out of the house..

The 30 seconds to mars Vocalist was still alive and ranned towards imendia...He didnt saw him...he was lost...but them Breakyoudown descended from the sky surrounded by golden guitars and diamond drumsets and...

While soaring in the sky BYD grabbed his guitar. Put a drumstick on the string, and pulled it back like a bow. He shot it and it caught on fire because of the speed. 30 second...Vocalist grabbed Imendia's shoulder. Imendia turned around and saw a drumstick sticking out of 30's forehead and Imendia casually stepped aside letting him fall. BYD and all his instruments landed in a heap beside Imendia and..

Styx came running (Drunk as usual)..and took the drums...and the 3 Metal Heros Started to Play "Kissing The Shwadows"...while 30stm vocalist head was impaled in Imendias Guitar.ByD SUmmoned the migthy power of Ares And Nailed The Epic SOlo...and suddenly....

A new challenger appears trying to break their combo! The devil walks towards them and challenges them to a rock off. The heroes laugh and accpet. The devil starts it off and plays Hangar 18 twice as fast as the original. He laughs and barks for us to try and beat it. We talk over a song and deside to play Groan of the wind. But the second we start playing demons come out from the ground and start to attack us......

They try to attack us...But when they approach to us the power of the wind tear appart the bodies of the demons...The power of Zeus Takes over Imendia and ByD and a lighting strikes from the sky and then it appears....Buckethead...

Our soloing was losing its strength until HE arrived. Buckethead withdrew his nunchucks and took on the whole crowd by himself giving us the thumbs up to play. He punches the ground sending many demons flying across the field. Buckethead was overwhelmed then thrown to the ground. Then. He removed his mask and the skies darkened. He raised his fist and..

A migthy Runic Guitar Falled from Heaven on to his hand
He Starts to Play "JORDAN"..and the gates of hell Crumble and fall
All the suffering souls are released from his etheral pain and misery
When the battle is about to end Imendia is deadly injured and then...

Buckethead walks toward him and hands him his mask. Imendia puts it on slowly and Buckethead starts doing endless hammerons from Nottingham lace and fire a beam straight at the devil sending him across the planet. Imendia takes the mask off and

Stands up, his injuries suddenly healed...
He Takes his guitar while bucket head Ascends up to the sky
Handing his guitar on to ByD.
And then imendia and BdY starts to Play...

Fade to black by Metallica. Then they realize that Styx is nowhere in sight. They put there instruments down and begin to search. Then a man frantly runs towards them asking for help. He said

Holy shiit!! I steped on dog`s CRAP-
aww.*Cleans his shoe with the sidewalk*
And starts to explain....
"Styx was taken By satan on a las effort to destroy Metal..HE WANTED TO MAKE STYX A MAINSTREAM RAP BASTARD!!!"
Then 2 black horses merges from the grouns...2 metal horses...With spikes and Swords..
Then Imendia and BYD starts the epic Search for STYX...

2Be Continued...

The two heroes bravely searched for there fellow staff member. Suddenly a gunshot was fired at one of the horses. The horse stumbled but was unharmed by it. BYD and Imendia saw the culprit. To there ultimate dismay, they saw who had tried to kill there animal companions...Buckethead was possessed

Bucket head once a mega hero was now possesed by the evil spirit of Herman Li..Herman triying to be a guitarrist Took over buckethead nunchucks and started to make the funky robot dance...and the sky opened and the black BALRGO emerged from the black clouds with a colosal thirst for blood and metal..Imendia imediately tooked his huge knive and stabbed buckethead on the chets...letting herman li spirit away but hurting Buckethead ...

Buckethead laid on his back. So byd and Imendia started to play the solo of healing. But the evil power knew about this and sent vampire bats to stop them

But out of nowhere MAB appears from the ground and protect the 2 gitar players with his double guitar Solo..and that way bucket head is healed and joins MaB..

lol this is pretty entertaining

Dont interrup tha story pls LOLZ!!!
(im kinda interrupting it dont ya think Lmao?)

The four of them soloed for 3 hours straight.
Now all four men ready searched for Styx. Buckethead led the way
The other 3 men were ready to die for him at any moment.
Everyone of them
Ready to die..

ImendiaBurzum wrote:

Dont interrup tha story pls LOLZ!!!
(im kinda interrupting it dont ya think Lmao?)

Hmm... Okay sorry lol

damn man, this is intense. KEEP IT GOING

You INTERUPTED

myy baddddd :o

It is ur badd :lmao:

While walking into the destroyed gates ov hell the 4 dudes encountered styx beer glass broken in the ground...MAB soloed Crazy train and then...

A dark cloaked man appeared and smiled. He said "I'm surprised to made it this far. If you wish to find Styx, you need to solve a riddle." He asks, the hardest riddle they have ever heard. The crew thinks about it, and desides to fight the stranger instead. But the problem is they can't see the figures face. But he is a large figure

MAB instantly combines his double guitar with Buckethead nunchucks and throws it like a boomerang slashing the black large figure in two...

It was a trap! The ground crumbles beneath there feet and they fall into a pit

when they`re on the black dark pit they light on some magic weed cigarretes that ligths up the whole underground city and buckethead whispers "The rusns of Moria!!"...

They approach a door. It says in elfish to Speak friend and Enter
What could this mean?

Suddendly Imendia smash da door with a mace and says "fuck this riddle lets get going..."

The sound echoed louded along the mines. Goblins and maybe even a troll were bound to come. They ran into a room and slammed the door shut.

They are now in the TOMB OF DIMEBAG...king of moria...goblins strumble the door and shoots flaming arrows on it and it was there when BYD discovered an anciento book...with this inscrption...
"They took over the chapel and the coutyard even the bar was taken...They crumble in the dark...they are coming...they are evil...they are coming...those mother----------"