THE STORY GAME!!!

Okay this is the story game. It's extremely easy... Here are the rules:
I start the story off with 1 word and the next person says 1 word and it ends up being a very funny story and the game is kick-ass.


Example:
Person 1: Potatoes
Person 2: Potatoes Taste
Person 3. Potatoes Taste Like
Person 4. Potatoes Taste Like Underwear

***Reminder*** It is important you copy/paste what the person says above you so the other people will get the storyline and will be able to play to without the hassle.

Okay, I'll start it off:

Guitar

How can I continue the story when you only have an object, it wouldn't make sense and it would be a sentence fragment
I suggest picking a new word or letting us say a sentence each lol
Let the epicness start over
Let me start it lol


One day, Healer was walking down the street and he saw something unusual

HeaLr had the choice between joining, or walking away...

Healer walked towards Rocker, who was actually alone passed out, he lmaoed at Rocker and continued walking

He saw the there was a car running a redlight far in front of him

He pulls out his AK-47 and...

Jumped in mid air and shot threw the windshield killing the driver, he landed on top of the speeding car and leapt into the air dodging the traffic light.

the end lol jk

when he touched the ground he turned to look at the car and saw...

His mother kissing santa claus- underneath the missle toe that night!

he lifted his gun to fire in blind rage but...

BYD slammed to the ground next to him and drew his sword and said "One who kills, is the symbolic relation between eternal defiance and the shadowlands"

Healer just stands there, just as confused as EJ when he read that, then finally after a long dramatic silence says "............... What?"

But BYD is already gone and Healr doesn't know what to do, out of nowhere is gets Rich maned and falls to his knees in need of a medic

Healer wakes from a nightmare in the hospital and realizes what happened... he raises from his bed and yells "Damn you fiddler on the roof!!!"

Meanwhile, Johnny the Butcher is choppin some cows and finally he sees a...

tape player sitting next to him that says play me on it... he turns it on and .....

The most important part of life is!- Healer slams off the radio, he is being followed

An agent speaks and says:
"After listening to this tape, you will be transported to to Year 2201, and all of your guns/equipment will be in your car. This tape will now Self destruct."

oh dangit byd answered before me :'{

BYD laughs from his computer

so does EJ because he is confused

Lets just go with what I said.
As he is teleported by a level 90 pure mage,
He finds a person named Scrooge...

Scrooge unleashes the ****ing moonwalk

as healr watches, his mind is blown. literally. there is brain matter littering the streets. Suddenly, byd comes along and notices,
"HURRY! WE HAVE TO GET THIS MAN TO A

HAUNTED HOUSE! M&E goes into the haunted house on Christmas and a ghost screams LIGHTS OUT

srsly who the **** is deleting all my posts?
For real man its not funny

Not me, where have you been posting?

i need to come clean
i have
i have not been deleting ALL your posts, but i am deleting the ones that start to get into arguments. it is just a hassle to explain to other people, so i nip it in the bud. im sorry if i offended you.

and please continue the story

"the lights turn off and all is silent. "oh ****, the last thing we need right now is..." "

*off story*
But pls care to put a msg or something.
geez.

yes. i should have im sorry. i guess i try to parent too much. i just wanted to make sure everyone stays happy.
merry xmas lol

too late...christmas was...3 days ago...

only 2. bad math lol

Lol
bad math but i can say merry xmas in time -.- F U

Happy halloween!

and happy arbor day!

Happy hanukkah

Happy San ignacius del Hoyola Day