The"I got in trouble at school thread"

Counted, 39 detentions from 6-8th grade (Mostly for stupid **** like throwing a pencil, chewing gun. etc)

- Replacing my teachers pens with shock pens
- Put food coloring down the water fountain hatch, The water came out green.
- Threw a book at a teacher (5 detentions)
- 27 tardys XD

Just some of my better ones.



6 Saturday Detentions

- Throwing a golf ball at somebodies head
- Getting in a fight
- Getting in a fight (2)
- Re-enactng the "Suck my balls mr garrison" Scene in english with my friends (hillarious)
- Broke multiple locks on the main entrances.
- Holding up the little kids playground with a Water gun (LOL)



Counted 6suspensions from 6-8th grade

- Cursed out a teacher (3 Days)
- Banged up a locked (2 Days)
- Throwing Hand Sanitizer in my friends face (Snuck up Sam Fisher style)
- Coming to school slightly intoxicated (3days)
- Pulled the fire alarm (CLASSIC)
- Possession of marijuana ( Not mine, holding it for a friend, for real)


Post some **** you've done.

lol what the f*ck man what the f*ck lol classic stuff haha

well i got suspended for a couple of things as well


-Stole some dudes Jordans and his Ipod(jordans were green and black son)
-Got in a fight
-Pushed a kid into a locker

gotten detentions for
-yelling "alalala click click boom"
-chewing gum
-yelled stfu at a kid in the middle of class
-talked back to my coach for football

the talked back to coach thing was fun

Never been suspended and pretty much never get in trouble
Only time I ever got in trouble is when I told someone an answer for a test
Everyone always asks me for answers during tests
Yes, I am that kid

breakyoudown wrote:

Never been suspended and pretty much never get in trouble
Only time I ever got in trouble is when I told someone an answer for a test
Everyone always asks me for answers during tests
Yes, I am that kid

god dang it where is my home work!!!!! :twisted:

I think it is in my fist
Would you care to take it?
xD

breakyoudown wrote:

I think it is in my fist
Would you care to take it?
xD

oh yeah!!!

*takes off glasses and rips off braces and stands up from wheelchair*
Bring it!

oh ya!?!?!?!

*turns into a giant watermelon monster with two lettuce swords and a giant sandwhich shield*

*eats*

*eats you inner intestines and other inner organs* MUHAHAHAHAHA

*eats*

hey hey hey....no far...you cheat

this is the funniest thread i have read in t along time. i audibly laughed out loud, sincerely

my fam iis looking at me. weird

bumble is my hero

Well.
DS=DAY SUSPENSION
-Fire touch in middle of math class (this year)
-Fire touch 2 In Lab class
-Possesion of Marijuana (MIne) 5 day suspension
-Beaten up an EMO and took his T-shirt an throw it on the Toilet.(3ds)
-Puting gum on Spanish teacher Ass.(1Ds)
-Stealing 32 bucks from local store.(4ds)
-Fire touch on a friends long hair the classic mad barbershop trick (3ds and a 30bucks Fine)
-Get in a 2vs5 fight me a friend and 3 emos and 2 rapers we used baseball bats and broke 2 arms (2ws)
-Farting on the air conditioned Classroom. (Non suspension just a little crappy speech)
-Fire touch in the Classroom NO TEACHER WERE THERe so some ***** told on us (1ds)
-beating another EMO almost killing him with some Zambo's Suplex (3ds)
-Making out with a 8th grade ***** (non suspension but just a ticket )
-Shouting "FUCK YOUR SON!" to the SUB-Principal(2ds)

This was only this year...oh and well LONG HAIR means 1ds so i got like 5 or 7 ds for my long hair...

damn you guys are pure evil
the only detention i got was for continuously not bringing my book to class. that was only for 1 hour. i am also the kid the dumb kids ask for answers. im just loud and obnoxious.

I'll take ya'll on at once
Except Sytx

pssh, i know kung fu.
actually, it was only an 8 week course but i know veryyyy little kung fu.

I am trained in the art of the monkey

pssh, monkey buisness

The re-enactment of "Suck my balls" Went perfect


Friend: Shut up fatass (Im not fat btw)

me: Don't call me fat you ****ing jew

teacher: Did you say what I think you said?

me: Jew?

Friend: She means ****

Teacher: How would you like to go to the counsler (Perfect moment)

ME: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE, TO SUCK MY BALLS

Class: lol

teacher: What did you just say to me,?

me: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MRS RAIA?

wow you are evil. i have thought that so many times though.

brutality,thynameismetal wrote:

wow you are evil. i have thought that so many times though.

\

Fuckin do it, and go to chatbox.

sorry bumble, i had some errands to do, and then i watched fringe.

what did you want to tell me?

breakyoudown wrote:

I'll take ya'll on at once
Except Sytx

what do i have to do with anything?
and besides i've done most of those wonderful things and never got any trouble for it. i guess i really do know with ppl. ok i did get some haet for coming on to my high school English teacher, but after i told my class master that i'll also **** her ass next if she doesn't shut up, she kinda ignored the whole thing

Vikings are not to be messed with

"Puting gum on Spanish teacher Ass.(1Ds)"

Guilty

"Shouting "FUCK YOUR SON!" to the SUB-Principal(2ds)"

Guilty (cept principal rather than sub)

"Coming to school slightly intoxicated (3days)"

Guilty (cept im Irish so everybody does it)

Also my science teacher caught me talking to my friend about what I would do to her... talk about embarressing. (I'd tap Ms. ----) (You'd what me?!)

I used someone as a meatshield once

Too much gears is bad for you lol, tagged my mate with an apple, he wasnt too 'appy/

I lured the school bully outside to us the hammer of dawn

he ran straight through the doors

nothing to your guys's caliber of destruction, but i took part in breaking a huge planter. nobody got in trouble though

oh ****!! the worst thing i did, and never got in trouble for, was super-glueing a 25 cent piece and a 1 cent peice to the window ledge. my gov teacher got super pissed. i got a D in that class

well windows there are 2 things we did.
1st we managed to break the outside side of a window that can't be opened and can't be reached from outside.

2nd i kinda pulled the whole window with the frame out of the wall so that i don't have to close it.

**** almost got caught with Metadome today,,
that would cost me perma Ban from school LMAO!

you mean methadone?

yea
in spanish its Metadomo.
so wtv...

I think my facebook got hacked

change the password. if the perp hasnt done it already

Too lazy
How do I do that

just click the settings button at the top on the right

Lmao so thats the status was all about
That sux...change pass dude...

Changed

ok now kill te haxor