Gentlemen, I am in great need

I walk into the cafe or whatever with my best friend I met here, and another cool dude. The other cool dude brings these two girls in his program, that's cool and stuff. So after dinner, I leave momentarily to buy an apple, because its healthy. I don't see any red delicious so I get a green one. So I come back and sit at the time and people comment how my healthy habits and I chuckle. Then it happened


One of the girls then said, good thing you didn't get a red apple! Ahaha
To this I reply haha what? why?
She then says, you'd look like Robert Pattinson exactly
Me not knowing any crazy celebrities say "Who?"
Then she says, has anyone ever told you that you look exactly like Edward from Twilight?
I am alarmed and say "Aha awww noooo not that guy." Trying not to seem like a douche to someone I don't even know but secretly hating myself
She then says, yeah, your jaw and face outline is exact, if you were more pale you'd be the same
I then combine the knowledge of the red apple being apart of the book covers and I know I have abandoned all hope

Gentlemen, what does this mean? What must I do?

Well, if you look like him, then you should be the ultimate chick magnet now... Only good thing about twilight.

I am a man of principal
And who already has a girlfriend

Stick your face in a hot deep fryer. Sorry mate but it's the only decent thing to do.

Fuckkkkkk

XD just joshing you man. But yeah I guess I can kinda see what shes getting at. Except you aren't a winy douchbag XD

Damn my long jaw that resembles that guy

Made me think of this lol skip to 4:00 unless you just want to watch the whole thing this guy is hillarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REbrWkoJKMA

breakyoudown wrote:

I am a man of principal
And who already has a girlfriend

first off didn't know you had a girlfriend I must be out of it, second of all I have know Idea what to say to that

Yeah man

well, start applying for movie rolls. land hot chicks. make out....love scenes, then tell your gf it is for your job and those women mean nothing to you

Am I the only one who sees an epic failing in this thread?:





You don't even begin to look alike.

Good

well, not completely, but fairly close. i mean, he certainly doesnt look like cameron diaz...

He looks so womanly

breakyoudown wrote:

He looks so womanly

That dude at the bottom, I know right, very effeminate.

Lol

I know eh? What a douche
I bet he likes Ottawa

i love how you typed "eh" even more awesome.

he is a mother-lovin'-moose-lover

Well I'd say that you should have struck here. That seems like the proper solution

Kill him and earn millions then build a deathstar....then shoot that girl's house....

Dude.... you should've been insulted by that.... no offence but Robert Pattinson is certainly not good looking and your pretty cute

do you know what this means byd?
fly to finland.

ROFL!


If you ever come by seek for the finnish holy water ...............

Will you marry me?

Only if I get a big diamond ring to match my eyes Wait a sec... I think styx beat you to it

ha in your face byd!!!!

Curses

ha,ha come on skype you lazy son of a bitch

I gotta go to thanksgiving dinner in about 20 minutes

thanksgiving? already? f*** i should really keep track of those things

I think its only for Canada though

wouldn't know to be honest. i don't even keep track of those things here. there's simply too many

We need an excuse to eat more lol

here we call those excuses: BBQ, party, wedding, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, sunday, march, july, new year, funeral... a shit load of names. and yes i know i put the same thing twice

Ahah Tuesday is the worst day of the week

yea because you have to get sober enough to live trough the work week

Well Styx, I have a bottle of wine on its way to the fridge lol

well byd i had 5 liters of wine today so i'm good

Its only noon lol

it's 6:68pm here