Would you rather game

So choose an option from the poster above and then make your own
Been too long since we played a thread game
Write a little blurb explaining the choice if you're feeling cocky

Would you rather?

Have every other song on the radio be Crockodile Rock
or
Have every other song on the radio be a bad cover of a classic

I'd rather have every other song on the radio be Crocodile Rock, that song already blows the rest out of the water. Though the bad covers would too, but Crocodile Rock is strong enough to me.

Would you rather rape a girl you hate

or pay someone to rape her?

Pay someone
Cover your tracks boys, cash cannot be proved

Teleport superpower
Invisible superpower

Teleport. You could still sneak around with it, and it's convenient for travel.

Only being able to listen to your favourite band for the rest of your life or all music but your favourite band?

All music but my favorite band. There are many bands I like almost as much.
Only able to access this website or only able to access other websites entierly unrelated to this one?

Other websites entirely unrelated, The Rush Forum is a much more active place.


Would you rather eat off of a toilet at Walmart or at a gas station?

Abethedemon wrote:

All music but my favorite band. There are many bands I like almost as much.
Only able to access this website or only able to access other websites entierly unrelated to this one?

i disagree with your choice. Can't live without Baroness. It would always nag me that theres better music for me out there. Plus, I'd never have to put up with J-Beibs again. Even via other people.

i choose gas station. they're just the right level of scum for me.

eat broken glass
shit broken glass

Eat broken glass. There is likely a way to eat it without pain, Penn used to do it before he got into magic I think.


Would you rather read the Twilight series or watch it?

Watch it, way shorter time span.

Get your dick pierced or your your scrotum.

Where on the Dick is the piercing? Straight though the urethra? I would put it on the side if I could. get like snake fangs on it and shit.

Would you rather live in a time where every fucking hates science and witch craft

of live in a time wer evry1 t4lk5 liek dis?

I'd rather have the weird typography, it'd probably be normal to me. Hating science would lead us to complete failure

Get ten million dollars
or
Have the strength to benchpress around 250 pounds your whole life and the strength is there for other things. The 250 pound thing was to put it in perspective

money- 250 isn't that much, i could just work for it. though it would be nice tO NOT work for it. i could use the money immediately though

would you rather kick a bunch of kids in the face in an elementary school, or kick a bunch gangsters you see on the street?

Kids because it'll probably teach them a lesson

Would you rather watch a film starring Nic Cage or see a movie with Nicholas Cage as the lead actor?

Both.

Would you rather only be allowed to Listen to Justin Biebers music for the rest of your life or Have to dress as Justin Bieber for the rest of your life?

Dress as him, I'd get laid almost every night if I looked just like him.

Would you rather rule in hell or serve in heaven?

Rule in Hell - hehe. aint that from Darksiders?

Would you rather have a mouse's head (body unchanged) or a mouse's body (head unchange)

Well definitely a mouse's head, if I had a mouse's body and my head I'd never be able to do anything. Or I'd probably just crush my body under the weight.

Would you rather
have to eat your least favorite food once a week or never be able to eat your favorite food again?

Never be able to eat my favorite food again, my least favorite food is Peanuts and it would kill me.


Would you rather revive Dio by killing Bruce Dickinson, or Let Bruce Dickinson live and have Justin Bieber make a Dio cover album.

Kill the Dickenson. Wearing a Maiden shirt, but i refuse to let my heroes sink so low.

kill 10,000 infants or Tony Iommi?

as much as i would hate doing it, I would kill Tony. one of those 10,000 infants could be the next metal god. I won't be one to raise 1 person above 10,000. I think Iommi would be okay with that as well- he's a good person and he's made his mark on history.

would you rather be stuck in a cage with a ravenous tiger or a snooki?

snooki. i'd have my way and abuse her emotionally. then she'd be the one scratching at the walls.

or ?

100% chance of a painless death by gunshot to the head or get dropped into a maze being hunted by hungry tigers with a chance of escape.

The first one. I would never outrun those tigers with my heart disease.


Become a tranny for a few million dollars or bang a tranny for a few thousand?

Become a tranny. I could reverse it again with the money.

Rid the world of disease or war?

Disease. Guns are a lot less scary then many illnesses out there. And i feel like getting rid of war, although bad as it may appear, is like getting rid of a part of human nature. idk

would you rather masturbate in public or never masturbate again?

Public, washrooms man

Sci-fi

or

Fantasy

fantasy

blindness or deafness?

Blindness. I dunno, I just feel I'd be more functional with my ears than my eyes. I have bad eyesight anyway.

Lose all your limbs painlessly under anesthetic or just your hand being sawed off with a rusty butcher knife?

rusty butcher knife.

would you rather kill a puppy or watch the entire twilight series?

kill the puppy. killing is good.

No internet ever again or lose your current favorite friend group

i honestly could live without internet. i dont like how much m on it, and wish it wasnt around so i wouldnt be tempted sometimes

having your favorite band breakup, or no more chocolate forever

My favorite band break up because it has happened before anyway and it's not too bad really.

Would you rather have to pay for everything in exact change or only be able to physically carry $100 bills?

Probably exact change so I'm less likely to get robbed.

Would you rather moisten your grandmother's gnash or give your grandfather a handjob?

Option one, just buy her some toy.

Every channel on tv is playing Nic Cage's the Wickerman, ever radio station is playing Nickelback's Photograph

radio station because I don't listen to radio

would rather it be rainy everyday or it be 110 F out everyday?

rainy. that would rock ass.

rather be able to do anything ('specially the weird stuff) with an average-looking chick or just hj's and bj's from a 9 or 10

average looking chick, other option sounds like a tease

poison ivy on you face or poison ivy on you genitals?