IF you were to die today how would you haunt people?

Now come up with ideas and say them and give a lil explanation why you would choose that method..
As for myself 1 an hour i would poke the some1 i would be haunting, b/c i dont want to hurt they b/c
they will try to run and i dont want to just move things cuz thats stupid so if i poke them it will just
drive them insane, and thats the object XD

When people are in the shower, I would breath into the glass then write
omG u R teh nak3dz! LOL!

Then see what happens. I will wreck havoc everywhere. Even in Non-English speaking countries.

if that ever happened to me i would probably die of a heart attack and amusement lol

I would also switch everyones margarine to butter. So there like I can't believe its not butter! I can secretly chuckle. I would also make faces out of the branchs out there bedroom window just to screw with them. Lastly, I would make Herman Li appear on there kitchen table if they ever said the words "play this."

breakyoudown wrote:

When people are in the shower, I would breath into the glass then write
omG u R teh nak3dz! LOL!

Then see what happens. I will wreck havoc everywhere. Even in Non-English speaking countries.

LMAO!

well... this is wut i wuld do.
Travel arround the fcking world with my favorite bands...since im a ghost i can get free tickets to their concert whoohooooo...

But Really i will do this...

Swap diet coke with regular coke. (whoa im such a badass lolz)
or
pick a victim...
Whisper to his ear "I Am Your Concience, Do Wut Eva I Tell YOU!!!!!"
and make him/her do Stupid Funny stuff like
"Today You Must Kick Your Son In The Balls or You Will DIE!!!"

ImendiaBurzum wrote:

But Really i will do this...
Whisper to his ear "I Am Your Concience, Do Wut Eva I Tell YOU!!!!!"
and make him/her do Stupid Funny stuff like
"Today You Must Kick Your Son In The Balls or You Will DIE!!!"

ahahahaha
If I was really funny evil, I would switch everyone's car's with an velocoraptor.
Or I could just go around the house and put gum under every chair/desk/table
**** I can't think of anything funnier than Imendia's post

i would posses the husband in the family and while havein sex wit his wife i would tell her "Honey you pussy is like a Stargate and im afraid shits goin to start zappin out of it" XD then leave before he gets it and laugh my ass off

Rofl or posess the 2 year old and make them ask how babies are made

lmao id posses the little kid and run into walls and when the parents ask what im doin say "Im the juggernaut *****!" lol

bahaha.
Or or posess the cat so it meows along with every song on the radio. Even grindcore.
Even when the radios not on your can hear it meowing Jester Race

lol posses the fish and hop outa the tank and start dancing wit a top hat and a cane XD (brb goin to smoke a cigarette)

Oh oh. I would switch everyones faces on all there family photo's. So when mom is holding baby joey, crying Joe is holding mom. And the cat is giving uncle Jimbo the helicopter ride

lol well atm im outa ideas so ima go to bed ill catch yall later...peace

well i still have a list of ppl from my high school so i'd do sth nasty to them. and i would definitly follow my cousins on their dates and at one point make them look like decomposing corpses.

go to the bath..pick a turd out of the toilet and trow it on the soup..UHMMM YUMMIE!!!
Posses the 14yo boy and tell his dad
"Daddy, im gay!!!"
Or
Swap milk with orange juice and reverse....so when sum1 is gonna eat cereal puts orange juice on it LOLZ!

I'd give my worst enemy a curse, so that everything he touches turns into herman li

breakyoudown wrote:

I'd give my worst enemy a curse, so that everything he touches turns into herman li

Rofl!
I could just get in bed with the husband and wife and start Farting...then tell both to the ear "I cheated on you *****!"-so they divorce each other-

Swap AIDS Test LOL "I have aids? but Im A Virgin WTF?"

Scare the f@ck out of little childrens and tell them to listen only to METAL!!! for the ret of their lifes!!

And finally...

Kill EMOS! as slowly and painfully as a human can die... Like Hang them from His Balls to a roof until they die from a horrible pain and pass out
(I dont think they have balls anyway so..)

ahahaha
I would make a certain person have the exact same dream about waterfalls everyday for the rest of their life.

right when they are doing the nasty i would go up and whisper in the the girls ear
his condom broke 15 minutes ago

i would go up to who killed me and force them to eat their own intestines
if the killing was dishonorable

OH and i would go whisper in peoples ears who never knew their parent

YOU WHERE INBRED

i would also kill emos by the wickerman
slowest most agonizing death ever

and i would take over peoples bodies and
make them do very embarrising things

haha oh shiz.
I would curse someone, so everytime they try to speak they sing 666 The Number of the beast

Lmao!

I would probably:

Travel Back in time and Punch the guy that killed me in the balls so hard he would need to go to E.R
That Way i Would Be Still Alive and have the chance to beat some emos in my school LOLZ!

Lmaooooooo I'm putting that in my signature

LULZ!

Wait a minute. So somebody killed you?
GHOST!

YeaH
But now im alive cuz i did wut i said a min ago
YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION LMAO!!!

Haha dude, so you bought it from the Rasta's eh?
Did they warn you that you could accidently summon something lol

Dont change the subject pls...LOLZ...

But yeah...I bought it from the Black market back when i was a Satanic Beliver...
I once belived in Satan... But i realized that it doesnt exist...like jesus and God...They are all a bunch of crap to me--
NO OFFENSE YOU GUYS..I know you are christian but thats my own oppinion...


BTW I wasnt kidding when i said i got 1kg of jamaica sweetest Weed \m/

Lol on Halloween give it to a young child

Lolz...that marijuana was smoked Years ago...
but i feel sorry for young sober guys lol..

Damn..Still have the board?
The children will be entertained for...Eternity
ahaha I'm such a bastard

Lolz.
I burned it...like 6 months ago...with my friends we maked a pact of blood (not literary)
"We shall never play this cursed game never again until our balls fall off the ground and we couldnt get a boner anymore (AMEN!)"

Probably for the best. I am srsly hyped for the story.

I would get revenge on everybody that deserved it by pantsing them =p :drunken: