Memorable lines from pokemon and other old games.

you know there are just some lines a can remember being said by certain NPC's and trainers from pokemon. when you beat one of the jugglers in koga's Gym he says: "I dropped my balls" and of course professor oak Says: " I CAME when I heard you beath the Elite four " and another useless one is from pokemon silver one of the NPCs says: "I'm not a trainer but if you look one in the eyes prepare to battle" yeah I remember a lot of stupid lines like that don't know why

One pokemon trainers name is Firebreathing Dick lol

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"You're an inspiration for Birth Control"

breakyoudown wrote:

One pokemon trainers name is Firebreathing Dick lol

lmao I remember that

and any quote from Augustus "Cole Train" Cole. All classics.

Lmao "Horsey can't take much more Marcus!"

"A little bit of this is good for yea. Builds the immune system."

Theres a trainer in Pokemon RBY that says "Hit me with your best shot!"

Niko from GTA 4
"Whet a feeking esshole!"

I remember in pokemon they said HUMPH alot or something like that.

Personally, the funniest thing I ever heard was when some lil kid was talking and one guy just said


Shutup you're black.


Kinda messed, but pretty funny.

link wrote:

Personally, the funniest thing I ever heard was when some lil kid was talking and one guy just said


Shutup you're black.


Kinda messed, but pretty funny.

Your going to Hell for that one. Racism is serious business.

Honestly if anyone here is not going to hell it is probably Link. He is genuinely helpful, nice, and caring.

I DIDNT LIKE IT WHEN!
EVERYTHING HAD A EXCLAMATION MARK!!!
REMINDS ME OF ROCKER!

OMG I CAME WHEN I HEARD YOU BEAT THE FINAL FOUR!

Damn dude, the Duke Nukem reference, + rep for PortraitOfSanity.

"One, two, buckle Fugs shoe. Three, four, cut up a whore!"

It was one of the enemys on "Manhunt"

Sorry Scarstruck, I am not racist, just the sheer randomness of it made it funny.

When you buy gauntlets from an orc in Shivering isles of Oblivion
"You know what they say about a mans hands..."
When you buy boots
"You know what they say about a mans feet..."
When you buy a helmet
"You know what they say about a mans head..."

PortraitOfSanity wrote:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum."

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"You're an inspiration for Birth Control"

The bubble gum one is still probably my favourite lol