How many 6 year olds can you fight?

Theoretical situation, you f***ing have to fight as many 6 year old as you can. How many can you hold off? Depends on the fighting location. If it was in a house I'd fight them into a hall way, where their numbers would count for nothing. Eventually I could use their unconscious bodies as some sort of horrible meat wall which would allow me to simply stand on top and kick them in the face as they scrambled over. If too many went to grab your legs and aimed for certain regions it would be easy to become overwhelmed. I think intimidation would also play a high role in surviving the waves. But depending on how well I felt, and how intent these guys were on fighting me, and if they used weapons or not, I would say I would have enough energy to take out a solid 85. I'm sure the 86th will be leading more 6 years around the hot gates blocking all escapes wielding menacing rocks or something.

I would treat this as a game of Nazi zombies. I found find a nice house, with a large room and no windows. That way they would have to funnel through a hallway into the room, where I can just throw down with my superior strength. My speed and agility is sub-par considering my enormous body mass, so I would have to stay in this room for the endless waves of 6 year old kids. I think this would work, because like in your story, the bodies would soon pile up and It would slow their progress, buying me more time in between waves.

This is pretty serious, good thing were thinking of practical usage
I think I could get a pretty sweet combo if they didn't spam projectiles at me
If I by some great fortune was able to get my hands on a club or bat of some sort. I would just put my back against the wall and keep them away from my damn legs.
Few will stand against many

Find a long hallway with few windows and doorways, then when i fight one, i will use the body as a weapon. I think i could get to 70, then i would say "Fuck this, I am going home."

I would go into the hall and pull over the shelf to block one side. If any of them were over on that side I could try to body slam the shelf to crush them up some, otherwise I just have one side to deal with. I'd try to use my legs to kick them in the head/neck to "stun" them. If a meat shield built up then I might start using my fists but then I would definitely go for the neck so my knuckles wouldn't get bruised up and tired from smacking into their hard noggins.

Flamethrower, everyone knows fire is the infants one weakness.

Bare handed.. well I don't think I could fight a 6 year old from a moral point of view, but I'd manage about 60 before I get overwhelmed

What if the infants hated the Irish and were the sole distributor of krpytonite

If its a Bare handed fight i want room to move and a high wall at my back , I would say one good punch in the face or a gook kick would do a 6 year old in so i wouls say if i had my back to a wall , with bad knees maybe 50 or 60 before the numbers would catch up to me ..

Hate you'd just need to shoot lasers out of your guitar

breakyoudown wrote:

Hate you'd just need to shoot lasers out of your guitar

LMAO ... What was that video that had that guy doing that ???

I believe in a thing called love lol

Hahahahahaha god that song brings back memories

I want to phone someone and just sing that

I feel great today so i change my number to 90 of those little bastards .. LETS GET IT ON !!

f*** fighting. i'd challenge them to a drinking contest

styx wrote:

f*** fighting. i'd challenge them to a drinking contest

They would die !! Hell you can kill grown men with your drinking, kids would never stand a chance !!

now you see why i'd fight them like that

Legendary thread this was

wow this thread was old. idk what a 6 year old looks like. if i do the hallway trick then i could probably take out a good number. any specific number doesnt make sense to me.

This is pretty epic.