We've all heard about men having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next!"
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
breakyoudown Feeling brassic
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:48 pm
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:34 am
lol i tried putting other things in other places.... trees in my mouth... animals it my ass... its not the same, its not who i am lol
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:49 am
Nerf Assassination
breakyoudown Feeling brassic
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:50 am
lmao, you can't beat this guy JOhnny! hes gotta head made of clay!
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:52 am
i feel neglect.
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Fri Jan 16, 2009 5:28 pm
Lol this thread was sooo dead. its now a ZOMBIE THREAD!
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 6:53 pm
link Deliciously Fat
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 8:53 pm
ROFL that **** is funny
breakyoudown Feeling brassic
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:47 pm
I would **** myself if I saw that
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Subject: Re: The Humour Thread Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:13 pm
hahaha i would punch it cut it sell it to peta and buy beer with the money i got....then smash the beer bottles and thros em to emos walking in the street. Lolfun:D
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