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Guest Guest
| Subject: Sadgasms Sun Oct 20, 2013 3:12 am | |
| whats the most pathetic sexual experience youve ever had? i've got a few stories, but ill start with common ones. like when youre watching le pr0nz and as you finish the cameraman has a heartattack and zooms in on something retarded |
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GuyIncognito True Gentleman
Number of posts : 1151 Hedonistic Glory : 6467 Reputation : 58 Joined In : 2010-06-08 Age : 30 Location : Over The Hills And Far Away
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:47 pm | |
| What about that moment when you're watching porn and make eye contact with your reflection? | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27758 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:39 am | |
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Axe Frenzied Folk Barbarian
Number of posts : 11611 Hedonistic Glory : 18462 Reputation : 229 Joined In : 2009-01-21 Age : 31 Location : Fort Wayne, IN
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:02 am | |
| - breakyoudown wrote:
- Always make eye contact
With your roommate. When they walk in on you. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Thu Oct 24, 2013 10:28 pm | |
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LOR Ninja Viking Lord of the Pit of Despair and Stuff
Number of posts : 7802 Hedonistic Glory : 13579 Reputation : 77 Joined In : 2010-05-01 Age : 32 Location : PA
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:38 pm | |
| we have a nofap challenge thread now guys | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27758 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Fri Oct 25, 2013 12:15 am | |
| Yeah - it gives you a good appreciation to good cameramen | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Fri Oct 25, 2013 6:26 pm | |
| i was fairly drunk and pretty bored. meh-looking black girl casually offers me a bj. weird situation, but how could i decline? im at my friend zac's house so we snuck into zac's dad's bedroom. It was always empty because zac's dad is a hopeless drunk (ill make a thread. he's hilariously fucked). blowjob commences. but then she tricked me, you see? she scooched her crotch up on my face and suddenly i was giving a hooch smooch against my will. she hadnt finished me, so when she made a move to ride me, i just shrugged and put on a condom. told myself, "had to bang an ugly girl some day". while i was cumming, Zac opens the bedroom door looking for us. I said "hey Zac! " |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27758 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:43 pm | |
| Gravy- do you bang a new chick every weekend? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:40 pm | |
| nah, but when i do go buckwild, its a story worth telling usually |
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GuyIncognito True Gentleman
Number of posts : 1151 Hedonistic Glory : 6467 Reputation : 58 Joined In : 2010-06-08 Age : 30 Location : Over The Hills And Far Away
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Sat Oct 26, 2013 3:15 am | |
| - Gravy Gulper wrote:
- nah, but when i do go buckwild, its a story worth telling usually
Jesus, why don't ever share this gold with me? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:32 am | |
| youre like my last bestfriend. scared to loose ya. |
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link Deliciously Fat
Number of posts : 7786 Hedonistic Glory : 12858 Reputation : 94 Joined In : 2008-09-05 Age : 30 Location : Idaho
| Subject: Re: Sadgasms Sun Oct 27, 2013 6:49 am | |
| I gave my wife a simba a couple of months ago. Not as pathetic as it was funny. We both got a good chuckle out of it. | |
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