Sadgasms

whats the most pathetic sexual experience youve ever had? i've got a few stories, but ill start with common ones. like when youre watching le pr0nz and as you finish the cameraman has a heartattack and zooms in on something retarded

What about that moment when you're watching porn and make eye contact with your reflection?

Always make eye contact

breakyoudown wrote:

Always make eye contact

With your roommate. When they walk in on you.

any handjob. ever.

we have a nofap challenge thread now guys

Yeah - it gives you a good appreciation to good cameramen

i was fairly drunk and pretty bored. meh-looking black girl casually offers me a bj. weird situation, but how could i decline? im at my friend zac's house so we snuck into zac's dad's bedroom. It was always empty because zac's dad is a hopeless drunk (ill make a thread. he's hilariously fucked).

blowjob commences. but then she tricked me, you see? she scooched her crotch up on my face and suddenly i was giving a hooch smooch against my will. she hadnt finished me, so when she made a move to ride me, i just shrugged and put on a condom. told myself, "had to bang an ugly girl some day". while i was cumming, Zac opens the bedroom door looking for us. I said "hey Zac! "

Gravy- do you bang a new chick every weekend?

nah, but when i do go buckwild, its a story worth telling usually

Gravy Gulper wrote:

nah, but when i do go buckwild, its a story worth telling usually

Jesus, why don't ever share this gold with me?

youre like my last bestfriend. scared to loose ya.

I gave my wife a simba a couple of months ago. Not as pathetic as it was funny. We both got a good chuckle out of it.