Your first world problems

I have a stupid amount of clothes. I just ran into a bunch of great shirts that I haven't worn all summer because I've forgotten that I've had them.

I received an expensive sports jersey for my birthday but my team hasn't worn this particular style for a long time and in my opinion its one of their worst styles

Been using my friends Netflix account for like 5 months at least and he's probably going to cancel it when I'm halfway through a series probably because he's never on. He's essentially paying the subscription and the Unblock US VPN just for me

Working 6 days a week

Annoyed at FFXIV's server issues that were apparently resolved today

I think the last one constitutes as one of those yolov hashtag first world problems swaggerty.

Always get phone calls at work from people who I don't want to work with

My parents won't take me to my storage unit to rescue my Xbox

I don't like the taste of water

It bothers me that you're using the term "first world" since that denoted countries allied with the US during the cold war (second world were countries allied with the USSR and third world were countries with no affiliation).

Taxer doesn't find me attractive as a man.