Complain about your health thread

Man my allergies are close to unbearable. I'm always borderline a wreck with them. Itchy nose/ sore throat, NONSTOP running nose, difficult to breathe when I lay down, pretty much have to breathe through my mouth all night which gives me an even sorer throat + the muckus that dripped over.

My jaw is gigantic and has led to nonstop problems. Been wearing a retainer and or braces since I was 9. I'm going to need another round of braces again this Christmas most likely. I also have a chipped front tooth that makes it a good 15% smaller. You'd think I'd have this problem sorted out after paying for 13 years of ortho work. For the love of God. I already look young, now I'm going to have work meetings with clients and I'll be wearing braces on top of it to complete my 13 year old look.

My pinky finger is bent beyond belief, sometimes I OCD out and wish I could just make a fist normally with my finger sticking out.

Injured my lower back playing hockey and once in a while it just goes apeshit

My right wrist hasn't been tight in like 7 years. It snaps pretty much every time I move. If I arm wreslt someone it pretty much wrecks it for a week

Recently I ran too much on a treadmill and now my right knee is trying to assassinate me.
I have nerve damage in my right knee as well. It goes numb every other night when I go to sleep, used to be a way bigger problem as the nerves would pinch, now its less severe

My heart is broken

Can't fix a broken heart

breakyoudown wrote:

Can't fix a broken heart

They can still make it a bit more functional. Got a pacemaker and a bunch of surgery prior

I have a mysterious illness and have had it for the past 3 years...Every 3-4 months I get extreme bouts of dizziness which lasts exactly one week and only gets worse and worse as the week goes on which has prevented me from going to work or even getting out of bed....I am terrified of being dizzy and I can tell when its coming because I will wake up in the morning and feel a bit dizzy and know its coming...This also makes me terrified of sleeping because i will go away in the day and as soon as I wake up in the morning its back. I cant stand, open my eyes...I often black out and fall over...Ive had an MRI not had the results back, see a neuro in England and have to go see another one again...all my medication that I am on doesnt do jack shit to help...soooo pretty much I have to wait to see another Neuro here in Canada and hope to god they find whatever it is...

Blisters on feet from running. Bad back from bad posture and sitting all day. Bad knees due to genetics.

I'm bald

I'm actually very allergic to beer

^what kind of hell is that like

My ex took all my razors and I look like a hobo. Hygiene is health related, yes?

LOR wrote:

^what kind of hell is that like

90% of the time I ignore it. But its getting unbearable now. Pretty much the more beer I have, the more impossible it is to breathe through my nose and each beer adds probably 25 minutes of having a waterfall of snot in my nose.

I think this is just going to be a problem during my allergy season though as I've always noticed it- its just never been this severe until now. During winter I'll go back to it.

Might be cool to try other things
Gin and tonic?
Rye and ginger

Fuck I want beer

Beer makes you fat.

laydee wrote:

Beer makes you fat.

Why am I still 135 pounds?

How tall are you?

5'8''. I'm underweight, I think?

Probably
I'm 6 feet 160
Almost positive that's underweight too

I'm over weight and disgusting and fat I blame the beer...and the fact I can't help but consume shit food oh life

I'm really tall and kinda heavy, which does a number on my knees.

I hurt my back when I was in football, so it always gives me shit when I lift anything heavy or do moderate lifting for an extended period

this is the senior citizen thread

related: my left eye hates the contacts I wear. always wake up the next day with blurred vision in that eye which sucks cuz i usually prefer wearing contacts. dont like having things on my face that can fall off and break

I have burns on my wrist that align with birth marks

They look like the pringles man

breakyoudown wrote:

I have burns on my wrist that align with birth marks

They look like the pringles man

Why have I not seen this !?

laydee wrote:

breakyoudown wrote:

I have burns on my wrist that align with birth marks

They look like the pringles man

Why have I not seen this !?

I'm almost positive that I showed it to you at James' condo haha

If the world/the internet/this forum is still around in about 50 years we should look this thread up and revive it.

it will be   we should all meet in some fucking weird place and get drunk like we always talk about doing but actually do it one of these days...years

I'm single again, bad for the mental health =(

Join me in ceremonial virgin slaughter.

breakyoudown wrote:

I'm single again, bad for the mental health =(

Awwwkwarrrddddd

 

And my statement about killing innocent virgins goes completely unnoticed. Sounds about right.

Has it ever driven you crazy if you didn't know if your buddy was a virgin or not?

Pretty shit when you mess something up so bad and regret it and realize your a proper massive idiot...pretty sure my depression is coming back again and can't do anything to stop it :-(

back was too sore for squats today

Gainin weight again from shitty food in Buffalo. Time to go back to my skipping meal/sandwich diet.

I've got back problems for reasons, my jaw dislocates when I open it too much, and I have midget thumbs.

Pretty health conscious, actually. Don't really do much that is unhealthy. Cut all soda out of my diet, as well as tobacco. No starchy foods. I basically eat fruit and veggies all damn day. I run at least 10-15 miles a week as well.

Sometimes I get deep cuts in my hands and arms that last for months, owing to the odd atmosphere of my employ drying the ever living shit out of them. Skin just opens - don't know what the fuck that's about.

You're a sleep cutter, you fucking emo prick.

Turns out scale is broken. Still Was thrown off by 12 pounds so I don't feel bad about eating that double cheeseburger today

I had a double burger with onion rings, and chased it with Dr Pepper yesterday.

My knees often make popping sounds when i squat. so i look down and say "shut the fuck up". and folks are like, "who are you talking to?"

My knees are inflamed from running on the treadmill too much weeks ago

Forgot the number one rule of workouts- no cardio

I just developed runner's knee. Shit fucking sucks.

whats runners knee? just knee hurting?...from running?

Pretty much. It sucks.

My knee was murderous yesterday, couldn't even walk up stairs
Never running on a treadmill again

I have a history of knee problems and I probably have like 60 pounds on you, yet I still run. You have no reason to complain.

Mexican, history of knee problems, 60 pounds on us





Shoot to kill

Dave I will pwn u

I just beat Dark Souls today so I'm not sure how well that will go 4 u

We shall have an arm wrestling match one day to prove who the better man is.

Yeah we'd have to use our left arms, my right wrist is a piece of shit that never recovered from a hockey sprain. Arm wrestles kills it Jerry, kills it