The true metal thread

Wimps and posers leave the hall.



You call your metal black but it's just plastic, lame and weak.



If you're a false don't entry because you'll be burned and died.

Is this the thread where we post ridiculous bands?

No, only bands that a re true and speak about how true they are / how false other bands are.

I think you just effectively said "yes" with more words than was necessary.

What can I saw, I am a modern day Shakespeare.

Taxer666 wrote:

What can I saw, I am a modern day Shakespeare.

Quoting, so future posters can see your genius in motion.

Oh I found another gem



DEATH TO FALSE METAL!

Manowar pretty much defines circlejerk

trilithonian wrote:

Taxer666 wrote:

What can I saw, I am a modern day Shakespeare.

Quoting, so future posters can see your genius in motion.

Lulz, I said saw instead of say.

breakyoudown wrote:

Manowar pretty much defines circlejerk

Get this false shit out of my thread. No fruity folk metal allowed. Burned and died.

I picture you running out of a cave all pissed off and playing a fiddle... then realizing it's not true and lighting byd on fire with a single match.

I'm picturing a thread where Taxer defines outlines then doesn't like when other people follow them and dudes are making out in the background

breakyoudown wrote:

I'm picturing a thread where Taxer defines outlines then doesn't like when other people follow them and dudes are making out in the background

Sig'd

False bands cannot talk about how true they are, for they are false.

holy fucking shit you're on a roll hahahaha

Taxer I have an mp3 of you singing Sweating Bullets

i was gonna post something totally untrve but i decided it was too easy.

LOR wrote:

i was gonna post something totally untrve but i decided it was too easy.

FUCK THAT


BR00TAL AND TRVE

I HELPED

LOR wrote:

LOR wrote:

i was gonna post something totally untrve but i decided it was too easy.

FUCK THAT


BR00TAL AND TRVE

I HELPED

I am srs. No false stuff.

IZ TIHS BROOTUL ENUFF???????

Don't entry.

YAY! MY FIRST NEGATIVE REP!



Can i haz moar??

Sure.

YUS! IT MEENS I AM UBER SATANIC AND BROOTUL!

Neg rep cancel

The hero of M&E

Byd deserves a theme song!

I got my sister to download their discography haha

They're br00tul man!!!

(I do actually still love them I just love winding up Taxer )

Darkflame wrote:

YAY! MY FIRST NEGATIVE REP!



Can i haz moar??

I fucking love this song >_>

Cuz u iz ubur kvlt

TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT

Darkflame wrote:

They're br00tul man!!!

(I do actually still love them I just love winding up Taxer )

cyber five :hi5:

I'm gonna beat you guys up.

Taxer you kind of had it coming by making an ironic thread. If people posted this kind of stuff in an actual genre thread it would be a problem.

True metal is a genre though!

Lich King sucks though

The best part of Lich King is that they make fun of other things. I'll agree that the music is completely sub par

Battleroar- Oceans of Pain

Makes me want to march into battle.

Atlantean Kodex- A Prophet in the Forest

None more epic.

Taxer you can't honestly say you didn't see this coming.

Darkflame wrote:

Taxer you can't honestly say you didn't see this coming.

An old blind lady could see it coming from lightyears away.