Everyone needs some Rhetorical Answers for Rhetorical Questions ^^
Why is an alarm clock going “off” when it actually turns on?
Because it wakes you "up", when it's really letting you "Down" because you don't want to wake up.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Yes, Emergencies are Emergencies, there are more then 1 ambulance in a state, ya know.
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
So people won't buy that much of it, because some people are allergic to Nuts and hate Grapes.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is there a song for Hornyness?????
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?
Yes, Pawn Shops sell lots of Shet
Why is it called a “drive through” if you have to stop?
Because.........Yes.
Why does mineral water that has “trickled through mountains for centuries” go out of date next year?
Mountains own you, that's why
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
Yes, because semi-conductors are electrified ^^
Why are Softballs hard?
The term "softball" is used to attract weaklings to play it ^^.
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Yes.
If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Cause he's a Faggit.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because some people don't have....
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn’t it be called an inlet
Yes
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Yes
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Yes
Can blind people see their dreams?
Yes
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?
Yes
Why do they call it “getting your dog fixed” if afterwards it doesn’t work anymore?
Yes
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?
Yes
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Yes
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Yes
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
There Dumbasses
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Yes
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn’t usually wear any pants?
Yes
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Yes
If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Yes
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Yes
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin
Yes
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?
Yes
Why is a professional who invests your money called a “broker”?
Yes
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