dont you just hate it when you drink a shit
load of water and you need to piss really bad?
So you try to get a hard-on so you can stop
the piss at least for a time
but your parents walk in the room
while you have a huge boner in your pants
so you hold the cat up to your dick
to stop them from seeing
but your cat claws your balls and zipper down
and your pants fall down
so they see your boner and you start freaking out
you begin to piss through your boner and it burns
like hell...
the piss goes all over your parents and the cat
you call your brother so he can stop your boner-pissing
he walks in and starts shitting himself unable to cope with the
stress of the situation
then you realize your brother is a bear and he starts
mauling your parents
you start shitting as well and get the carpet covered
in shit...
your sister hears all this and decides
to see wha the fuck is happening...
she walks in the room...
...gets on the floor...
Everyone walks the dinosaur...
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