The Amazing Racist

I know it's offensive, but it's so damn funny!

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Oh wow. That was hilariously awful.

It's in such horrible taste it's great!

IB, I'll find you another one

blackstar wrote:

Oh wow. That was hilariously awful.

agreed

Just so you guys know, it's staged.

Oh yeah I know about this. It's hilarious.

That was great !! If you got your green card the INS aint shit ... By the way i had a girlfriend that was from tapachula mexico .. She had a green card .. lol

He did a few others with blacks and asians. I wish there was some way he could do it with caucasions to even the playing field. I'm not really a racist, well not any more than anyone. I think we're all a little racist. But I do enjoy racist jokes alot.

Axe wrote:

He did a few others with blacks and asians. I wish there was some way he could do it with caucasions to even the playing field. I'm not really a racist, well not any more than anyone. I think we're all a little racist. But I do enjoy racist jokes alot.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah it's confusing. I mean, the extent of my racism is jokes.

dude. you admit it. you're a racist. but i think part of it is just general distaste towards humanity. i mean you hate white trash and wiggers just as much if not more than some peoples.

See that's the thing. I hate everyone. But my "racism" is only to the extent of general joking.

Plus if I was a racist, why would European metal be my favorite?

because europeans aren't black.

Hahaha this is true. But I'm not a dick to black people, I just crack merciless jokes

hahaha i know and quite a few of them are decent. it only takes a few to ruin it though.

Im a racist ... I HATE EVERY FUCKIN BODY !

It's the truth, my friend, the damn truth, and before you start I
am not a racist. I hate everybody irrelevant of other issues, but I
especially hate yankees! By which I mean anyone from Georgia or further
north. Build your own theme parks, buy your own sun, grow your own damn
mosquito-infested swamp, pal! We're going to build ourselves a river!
FBI, CI- I don't give a damn! They can't stop us.

Just so you know, no one but me is going to get that

i truely don't give a damn.

i actually dislike that phrase "im no rascist, i hate everybody"
i picture everyone with this face;


comone, some comedian said that 100 years ago.

and yeah, we are all racist. i can name a race i really dont like, that doesnt mean i judge them or treat them differently or think they should be treated differently, but i just dont like alot of this certain race i meet.

im a nice guy, will talk to anyone and i treat people with respect, but i have had a high correlation with certain races that just annoy me.

just be open about it.


also, amazing rascist is, as my grandmother would say, "curisin' for a bruisin'"

I admit it, but when someone thinks racist they think hatred. I just get annoyed at some races sometimes, and love to make fun of stereotypes. Like when I went to Chik Fil-A in Atlanta, and I saw this black guy with a family size box of chicken. I had to laugh.

Lol that was hilarious

I'm a minority, so I can't be racist

Ah you're a racist. Can you honestly say you wouldn't crack up if you saw a black guy with an afro carrying a watermelon around?

Not really

See now you're lying. That's like saying you wouldn't laugh if you saw a bunch of white guys with mullets in the back of a pickup truck firing sawn-off shotguns into the air

I laugh at everyone who's even slightly different then me
Hah! He's 13! What an idiot LOL!

Axe wrote:

See now you're lying. That's like saying you wouldn't laugh if you saw a bunch of white guys with mullets in the back of a pickup truck firing sawn-off shotguns into the air

I'd be fucking terrified tbh

Taxer666 wrote:

Axe wrote:

See now you're lying. That's like saying you wouldn't laugh if you saw a bunch of white guys with mullets in the back of a pickup truck firing sawn-off shotguns into the air

I'd be fucking terrified tbh

Actually I would be too. But if you were in a bulletproof enclosed glass box, you would be laughing.

if im driving and some person ahead of me is doing 35 in a 55 and there are no cops...i scream bloody murder in my car...when i get the opportunity to pass and i notice its one of the elderly or an asian....i just accept it. usually it involves me getting all sarcastic like OOOOH THAT FIGURES, YOU DOUCHE

It's funny, but it's also sooooooooooooooooooo bad.

haha i've found that minorities are the MOST racist

My friend was driving and him and another car pause at the same time in front of a parking spot. My friend motions for rock paper scissors. But the guy thought he was doing a jacking off motion so he gave him the finger

Hahahaha!!!