Burgler gets killed by samurai sword

BALTIMORE -- A Johns Hopkins University student from Monmouth County armed with a samurai sword killed a man early today who broke into his off-campus home in Baltimore, according to a report by the Baltimore Sun.

Baltimore police responded to a report of a suspicious person at the 300 block of E. University Parkway around 1:20 a.m., when they heard shouts and screams and found the suspected burglar suffering from a nearly severed hand and a severe cut to his upper body, the report said. Police said initial investigation shows the man was killed with one strike of the sword.

Holy shit don't burglarize someone with a f***ing samurai sword. That sounds pretty damn painful he just got one major slice damn.

So harsh but so badass

Yeah this is rated X badassness. Like those movies with just incredibly gory sword fighting.

uhmmm slice!

I wonder if the kid who sliced him acted like he was tight or something when he did it, like held his position afterwords and just listen to the guy scream and collapse with a smile on his face. "One slice."

I think he deserves death if he's that much of a damn fool

VacuousReality wrote:

I wonder if the kid who sliced him acted like he was tight or something when he did it, like held his position afterwords and just listen to the guy scream and collapse with a smile on his face. "One slice."

The only thing the audience sees is a red line across a black screen

God, that does not sound right.

Definitely awesome way to kill someone