Fat People Are Cool

I’ve been thinking about the value of activities and priorities in life. One of the most worthless obsessions is being in shape. When we’re kids, we’re all taught not to judge a book by it’s cover. What’s important is what is on the inside. Apparently this applies to everything except weight. You hear time and time how worthless Americans are compared to everyone else in the world cause we’re a bunch of fatties who don’t exercise enough. I personally think being fat is cool and rebellious. It's a visually literal f*** off to all the skinny fascist hipsters telling us how to run our life.

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What good are muscles in today’s society? They’re damn near worthless. Unless you’re a professional athlete, or a construction worker you don’t even need muscles. It’s a complete waste of time! The only reason people are obsessed with working out is out of pure vanity. People want to be hot and have people wanna do them. Thing is, most people are married or in a committed relationship. They may talk a big game, but let’s be honest, most people don’t get much strange even if they’re “hot”. It’s just too complicated and time consuming in today’s society.

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You can kick more ass if you’re in shape, but today’s society looks down on physical violence. You get in a fight, and 9 times out of 10 you go to jail. It’s not acceptable and that’s how it goes. No matter how much of a bad ass you are, you’re not tougher than a gun. A well placed bullet to the skull will take the most insanely ripped juice goon out.

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As for health, gimme a break. You think the government gives a damn about you? You think they want you to live into your 80’s so you can live off social security and welfare? No way, the government wants you dead, preferably by 50, 60 at the latest.

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Modern society is based around waking up early, working some job in front of a computer, going home, watching tv, surfing the internet, going to bed, repeat. If you have kids, just throw “kid time” in there some how. In no way do muscles, or being super skinny fit into the equation.

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It’s honest to be over weight. Our society is made for us to be over weight. It is not natural for us to be skinny gym rats. We’re supposed to be concerned with our minds and work, not our bodies. Get educated, get a job, work hard, buy a house, have kids, die. Amen. Don’t let the skinny hipster nonsense bother you, be proud, live large!

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Tom_Sawyer wrote:

As for health, gimme a break. You think the government gives a damn about you? You think they want you to live into your 80’s so you can live off social security and welfare? No way, the government wants you dead, preferably by 50, 60 at the latest.

I don't care whether the government prefers I die sooner or later.

It's a matter of life style. Change it or stick with it, either way you still have life and f*** the rest. Some fat people have serious character and I really dig it. Being fat can be pretty cool.

Also I have the same kind of thoughts about trying to look young. I know I'm not into the whole sex thing that much but to me older people's faces are SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING!!! I can't wait until my face gets all old and fuckin' wrinkly and s***.

That was an interesting read
To an extent you can't help your body index.
But if your stomach can flap, you can probably lose weight if you discipline yourself and have some self respect

Well, there is a difference in being in shape, being out of shape, being fat, and being grotesquely obese. You see, some people can call my brother fat just because he doesn't work out anymore and has a little bit of a gut. But, he is about 5' 10" and weighs only about 150. You see, the problem isn't with society telling us not to be fat, it's with them telling us we have to be thin.

My brother doesn't have any health risks because of his size, he just isn't strong anymore. But me, I have very overweight. I am 6' 5" and 310 lbs. When I'm older, if I'm still this size, I will likely have some health issues related to it.

I think that, to an extent, societies fascination with being slim and fit is a good thing. The media encourages people to "fit the mold" of their advertisements, so if it's for a moderately good thing like healthiness It doesn't bother me. There's no question that our society is built of high pace lifestyles that encourage being overweight just by living it, but I think if we can keep the really big people from getting that size, it
s not really a problem

Aren't you the guys who like to post pics of fat girls and laugh at them though? Don't be a bunch of douche bag hypocrites.

Wanna fight about it?

Yes.

I hearby challenge you to a Rap Battle. Mid West style!

I don't make fun of fat people, because chances are I'm fatter than they are. Also, welcome back Lina. How was your trip?

Lina wrote:

Aren't you the guys who like to post pics of fat girls and laugh at them though? Don't be a bunch of douche bag hypocrites.

I don't think I've ever laughed at a fat woman in my life.

You guys are so polite damn lol

Axeforhire wrote:

I don't make fun of fat people, because chances are I'm fatter than they are. Also, welcome back Lina. How was your trip?

Pretty awesome tyvm.

Great! Good to have you back, we missed you : )

Missed talkin' to you guys too. Good to be back.

breakyoudown wrote:

You guys are so polite damn lol

Yeah but I can have a pretty dark sense of humor. Put that way it seems so mild...

Welcome back Lina. Good to see your return.

lol I'd like to say I have a dark sense of humor...but really I think it's just that I'm a bit desensitized and broken heh.

And thank you, it's good to be back.

Welcome back Lina, I would also say I have a dark sense of humor.

Yeah, my sense of humor is usually morbid and pessimistic, but I think a lot of people realize that I'm generally a nice guy. I've just had a... rocky childhood

I love it when people get hit by buses (well, you know, on TV or movies, mostly lol.) I laugh so much.

Yeah, that's always funny. Like, when the director makes it happen at a random time or something. It's hilarious

And they have no chance--WHAM: BUS lol. If I make an indy film I will have someone walking peacefully in the park and then SMACK! a bus comes out of no where and they are never seen again muahaha. lol

Yeah, If I was ever a flimmaker, I would have someone walking around in a place where a bus would not be, such as a park or gymnasium, and have him get run over.

One idea I have is to make a grindhouse style film where this guy is delivering a paper or something to his boss in an office building, and then he gets run over by a bus while walking down the hallway. Bwa ha ha!

lol YES

Radom acts of violence in media FTW.

That's always the most fun for me. When it's completely random and it doesn't make sense

Like throwing a baby out a 8 storey window and it exploding and then not explaining it's relevance or why it happened lol.

Lina, have you seen the movie Postal by any chance? You seem to be the kind of person who would actually enjoy it. I loved that movie, but some people think it goes too far

lol I haven't seen it but I'll look into it.

You really should, it's hilarious. It's based off of a videogame that was made in the 90's. It's about a guy who works at a crap job, and his life pretty much spirals downhill. So then, he gets pissed off and starts going on a rampage throughout town. It also makes fun of terrorism in a way, because he ends up uncovering a terrorist plot or something. It's basically just random violence and humor

Yay, best movies ever lol.

im 240pounds....so what

I love Lina

<3s to you too Dave lol

Lina, I have just the song for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5pY-_e8znE

Axe is putting up a fight

Hahahahahaha so now we are fighting over Lina? I think we both know who would win that, and his name is not Sir Davide Breakyoudown III

Haha its all in jest
I am the third?
I'm like avatar the last airbender
I am the very last f***ing air bender
Who the f*** will bend air without me
f*** this is so serious

It just made your name sound that much more... how your say... British?


and if you didn't notice, I changed your name to Davide

I don't think you understand how serious the final airbender situation is, I mean what will we bend if there is no air?

Maybe we could bend rocks? I think that could solve our bending crisis, as well as create jobs

Remember axe
There is no spoon

Dammit, you're kidding?

f*** now what are we going to do

Don't worry its probably a scam like the holocaust or 9/11

or socks. Everyone knows socks are a myth, I don't know why they keep trying to persuade us they're real

They only exist in rapture

Exactly! And I know pants are evil. In fact, I'm boycotting them right now lol

Like I said
Wearing pants is the first step in hating freedom

But of course. We should have a forum wide boycott of pants

Axeforhire wrote:

Hahahahahaha so now we are fighting over Lina? I think we both know who would win that, and his name is not Sir Davide Breakyoudown III

You know I love all you guys. Besides I'm taken now so no one is allowed to fight over me anyway.

Also I guess I'm a total conformist/facist for wearing pants and socks any-who.

Aw how sweet!

And are you really hooked up with someone now? That's awesome!

I never use the phrase "hooked up" but yeah, I'm in a relationship with someone now lol.

She's hooked up with David
Am I speaking in third person?
Up to you to deicide