Why I will never have a girlfriend

Its all math really
http://en.nothingisreal.com/wiki/Why_I_Will_Never_Have_a_Girlfriend

if you don't shut up i'll fix you up with someone. and trust me - fixing you up with that beast... errrrr i mean woman will make at least 3 ppl happy, and none of them will be you

lol BYD don't be absurd. If anything it's because you're too damn awesome and girls are just too bloody afraid to be rejected my some one as astronomically epic as you are.

You sir need to become more confident the only reason that guy will never have a girlfriend is because he's given up hope because he's never gotten laid and after reading that I'm not really surprised.

I've had 1 girlfriend in my life and she made me hurt more than I ever did before. Besides, not many people are interested in a guy like me

Gentlemen, gentlemen
I actually just wanted to show off this article I found lol

ok then i'll bitchslap both you and axe. get of your asses and get things runnin' wild

You got me RUNNING
RUNNING WILD!

I was so in my consoling mood

well that should be interesting

Did anyone think the article was interesting?

It was funny in a quirky way lol.

that article is the same as one we have here why we shouldn't do anything all day long

i liked the article....much better then that fake proof that girls=evil. both are way funny

and who wants to go out with the brute-man tonight>?!?!?!

Mandates are the only real date

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...hehe