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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
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| Subject: Women kills herself with pleasure Tue May 19, 2009 11:25 pm | |
| ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.
Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time." | |
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link Deliciously Fat
Number of posts : 7786 Hedonistic Glory : 12855 Reputation : 94 Joined In : 2008-09-05 Age : 30 Location : Idaho
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Tue May 19, 2009 11:26 pm | |
| Uh.......What the ****? WHAT IS THAT GODAMMIT! | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27755 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Tue May 19, 2009 11:33 pm | |
| She's pretty anal about this situation | |
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Brute Omnisciently Omnipotent
Number of posts : 15856 Hedonistic Glory : 17330 Reputation : 107 Joined In : 2008-10-13 Age : 35 Location : Somewhere back in time....
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 20, 2009 12:36 am | |
| was she hammered before she made that decision i say her choices were a bit rocky
*rim shot* | |
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blackstar The Mighty Mite
Number of posts : 8395 Hedonistic Glory : 14155 Reputation : 84 Joined In : 2009-03-10 Age : 33 Location : United States
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 20, 2009 12:45 am | |
| - brutality,thynameismetal wrote:
- was she hammered before she made that decision
i say her choices were a bit rocky
*rim shot* Too soon brute too soon! xD though I did laugh my ass off. | |
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ImendiaBurzum Elder
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| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 20, 2009 1:31 pm | |
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Axe Frenzied Folk Barbarian
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| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 20, 2009 9:01 pm | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27755 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 20, 2009 9:11 pm | |
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Lina True Gentleman
Number of posts : 1724 Hedonistic Glory : 6857 Reputation : 25 Joined In : 2008-11-20 Age : 35 Location : Pandemonium
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 27, 2009 11:49 pm | |
| Oh nice... This reminds me of this one lady who was trashed (one way or another) on top of a refridgerator masterbating with a broom stick. She fell of and impaled herself with the broom stick. People are fucked up morons. | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27755 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Wed May 27, 2009 11:56 pm | |
| Awwww! Dude! That was cacophony right there Ewww, my jaw dropped right thurr | |
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Lina True Gentleman
Number of posts : 1724 Hedonistic Glory : 6857 Reputation : 25 Joined In : 2008-11-20 Age : 35 Location : Pandemonium
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 12:16 am | |
| +rep for the use of "cacophony" | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27755 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 5:29 pm | |
| + Rep for knowing what it means lol It is probably my favourite word to say out loud | |
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blackstar The Mighty Mite
Number of posts : 8395 Hedonistic Glory : 14155 Reputation : 84 Joined In : 2009-03-10 Age : 33 Location : United States
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 5:34 pm | |
| It is a good word, I actually use it some lol. But I like to use random words that people don't use enough. | |
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Brute Omnisciently Omnipotent
Number of posts : 15856 Hedonistic Glory : 17330 Reputation : 107 Joined In : 2008-10-13 Age : 35 Location : Somewhere back in time....
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 5:38 pm | |
| my personal fav is vacillate
or smarmy | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27755 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 5:45 pm | |
| Exceptional is another word I like It sounds so important | |
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Shady Lightning Rider
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| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 5:51 pm | |
| Epic, that word is just so... epic, although I hate when it's overused and abused :/ Byd, could you post the source (link) of this news? Want to show it to some people | |
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breakyoudown Feeling brassic
Number of posts : 27756 Hedonistic Glory : 27755 Reputation : 302 Joined In : 2008-08-28 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: Women kills herself with pleasure Thu May 28, 2009 6:17 pm | |
| Can't remember Copy and paste some of it into google | |
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