WTF did I just see

I looked out the window this morning and I saw a giant bird in my backyard, it was liek a crane or heron but are there any cranes in guelph? I dont know its just weird you dont see one every day

I hate to be the one to tell you, but you have 7 days to live

NO!
You can still beat Samara!!
quick take all your Socks and pour all your cereal on it!
Then Burn the socks and eath the ashes with some White shark 20yo Milk!

Go Go Go!!!

The most important step is to completely paint a goose completely black. Then plant three tree's anywhere. Then open a soda and pour it onto the seeds. Then never say the word "dinner" for the rest of your life and you will live

Yes but You missed the most important steps:

1-Kick all of your Teachers in the nuts with an old red smelly shoe.
2-Cut a banana in half and cook it with salt then feed a fluorecent dog with the banana.
3-Say this exactly words. "WAYAM BAM DUN CUN EMO SUCKS DARAMBA BOMBOCLAT!"
4- Knock your boots 3 times and say I WANNA GO HOME!
5- By the time you complete theese steps the evil witch of narnia may be dead and the curse will be broken

Have a nice day!

You forgot to carry the one!
*Earth explodes*

o shi-!
wait!
quick!! put your middle finger in your younger sister ear and wet willie her!