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breakyoudown
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 | Subject: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas  Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:41 am | |
| Woman Attacks Her Wife With ‘Turkey Baster’ Full of Sperm
Jennifer Lighten told police that her wife was “all liquored up” when she allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, and that Stephanie had been talking about trying to impregnate her for some time. According to the police report “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’ Jennifer said she told Stephanie that she didn’t want to get pregnant.” (According to police the ‘turkey baster’ was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip.)
That’s allegedly when Stephanie threw Jennifer on the couch, grabbed at her clothes and threatened to impregnate her.
Police then confiscated the weapon, plus a container of semen and some aluminum foil, which was originally was used to hold the semen. Nicholas Lighten, Stephanie Lighten’s brother, was the donor, according to officers. | |
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ImendiaBurzum
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:00 pm | |
| WHAT THE ****?! dud...dude...I...I.... Man this is....  | |
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breakyoudown
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:02 pm | |
| ahaha surprise!
This is so so wrong | |
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ImendiaBurzum
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:13 pm | |
| Its like
*****!!! WE HAVIN THAT BABY EVENIF YOU DONT COOPERATE! | |
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Brute
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:32 pm | |
| if anyone gets invited for thanksgiving dinner...never ever take the turkey. ewwww | |
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ImendiaBurzum
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:33 pm | |
| LOl the turkey may be the Pregneant one.. | |
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TheskyisblueFTW
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:07 pm | |
| Where did I hear this from? | |
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breakyoudown
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Thu Apr 02, 2009 5:29 pm | |
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TheskyisblueFTW
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:21 pm | |
| lol I think Sxephil had this in one of his videos | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: I can't even describe this weeks news fellas Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| That's just gross... Atleast if she would've gotten pregnant she could've gotten an abortion |
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